On The Lighter Side

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offered. ” On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. “So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.” I yelled, “Now, back off!! Or you’ll answer to me!”

St. Peter was impressed: “When did this happen?”

“Just a couple of minutes ago”

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With Many Peaceful Blessings

Geoffrey

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