This one made me chuckle:-
A cheating painting contractor has been skimping by thinning his paint excessively.
Nevertheless, he lands a big job painting a church.
He’s almost done when a major storm comes up. It washes all the paint off.
Midst the thunder and lightening, a loud voice is heard, REPAINT, and REPAINT, THIN NO MORE!
With much joy, laughter and happinesss